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* An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night and ask you, "What are you thinking?" An older woman doesn't care what you think, if you think at all.
* An older woman can wear bright red lipstick during the day without looking like she just had an adventure inside a jam jar. This is not true of younger women or drag queens
* Older women can run faster because they're always wearing sensible shoes.
* An older woman is into free sex! An older woman is almost always already attached to someone, so there's no need to develop a phobia about committing to her. The last thing she needs in her life is another clingy, whiny, dependent lover!
* Older women are psychic. You never have to confess to having an affair, because somehow they always know.
* Older women know what Kegel exercises are.
* An older woman has lots of girlfriends and most of them will want to boff you too.
* An older woman will always meet the minimum height requirement to go on an amusement ride.
* An older woman will never accuse you of stealing the best years of her youth because chances are someone else has stolen them first.
* An older woman will never accuse you of "using her." She's using you!
* Older women take charge of the situation. An older woman will call you up and ask you for a date. A younger woman will wait forever, by the phone, for you to call...
* An older woman will never get pregnant and then suddenly demand that the two of you get married. In fact, if you impregnate an older woman, you will probably be the last to know...

by Bert Christensen " In Praise of older women" ....

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